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So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

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じゃじゃん〜俺アギト: waylonjsmithers: Reblog and Bold What Applies to You!xnadia: My...

waylonjsmithers:

Reblog and Bold What Applies to You!

xnadia:

My personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious. 
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelery at all times.
  • I wear makeup.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing
  • I have small feet


Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love. 


Friendships:

  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.


Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has died.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.


Music: 

  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s. 


Television:

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Everwood.


Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry. 
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


Hair:

  • I’ve been brown. 
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black. 
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair. 

School:

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class.
  • A teacher has called my parents. 

I feel like Buffy Summers and Dean Winchester would be best friends.

  • Dean:

    So you're Chosen too, huh?

  • Buffy:

    Yep. A bunch of old men played God a zillion years ago, and here I am.

  • Dean:

    I know that feel.

  • Buffy:

    Oh well. It could be worse. I kind of enjoy killing things.

  • Dean:

    It's really good stress relief. If only we could just stick with killing monsters, right?

  • Buffy:

    I know. One day it's "kill vampires", the next you're sacrificing yourself for your younger sibling.

  • Dean:

    And then they bring you back from the dead!

  • Buffy:

    You too, huh?

  • Dean:

    Crawled my way out of a grave.

  • Buffy:

    Sucks, doesn't it?

  • Dean:

    And then I got back to find out that the person closest to me was doing sketchy, addicting things to become more powerful, all in the name of the greater good.

  • Buffy:

    Let me guess, he tried to start an apocalypse?

  • Dean:

    Not TRIED to start so much as-- wait, how'd you know?

  • Buffy:

    Been there, done that. Man, next thing you'll tell me someone close to you lost their soul and tried to kill people you loved.

  • Dean:

    Dude. This is eerie. Next thing you'll be telling me you have a red-headed computer-hacking lesbian unofficial sister.

  • Buffy:

    ...um....

  • Dean:

    .....Are you my alternate universe parallel?

  • Buffy:

    No, the only alternate universe I've been in, they told me my life was all fiction. And not even good fiction.

  • Dean:

    ...We should hang out.

  • Buffy:

    Definitely.

  • Dean:

    Decapitate some vampires.

  • Buffy:

    Sounds good.

  • Dean:

    Are you seeing anyone?

  • Buffy:

    No, but I'm not over this guy in a big coat who I hated for a while and was an enemy but then came over to our side because he fell in love with me, and then later he betrayed me and it was awful, but then he really did feel bad about it and tried and make up for it and he died saving the world but then came back only he never calls me.

  • Dean:

    .....

  • Buffy:

    .....

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